Actual conversation at a party last night
Random college kid: Dude are you a real punk or a fake punk?
Me: I, um. I-I don't care?
Kid: *turns to his friend* Dude he said he doesn't care that means he's a real punk hi I'm Doug nice to meet you
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Turtle dances while showering. [video]

straight people: Danimals is where the goodness of dairy meets delicious fun
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