reblogmyselfie:

officialoreo:

reblogmyselfie:

for halloween im going as a disappointment to my family

at least you dont need to buy a costume

ouch

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dinopuncher:

*tips chromosomes* m’tosis

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blazeberg:

A recap of every episode of Cake Boss ever

  • This is gonna be a huge project
  • Mom
  • Dirty ice
  • Fondant
  • Wow it’s all really coming together
  • This is gonna be awesome
  • Oh no how are we going to get it through the door
  • Awesome
  • My dad would be proud
  • What a great reaction

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vomology:

promo4homo:

barfing:

who remembers bettyspaghetty

image

unrealistic expectations for the female body

Knees weak arms spaghetti

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turnblrbot:

*points at mirror* what the hell

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thetowndrugdealer:

When i was in grade 10 the whole school was in the cafeteria and the teachers were talking on the microphone and once it was done everyone was talking to each other waiting for the bell to ring so i signaled the teacher to pass me the microphone and all i said was “anal cavities” and you should have seen the regret in the teachers eyes when those words echoed across the cafeteria

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meladoodle:

snakes are just angry ropes

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